Buy my elastic wonder! WOW!
So here is my own infomercial since I have seen so many of them in the short time I have been awake.
Have you ever been upset at loosing your pencils, or need a way to organize your desk? Well the elastic wonder is the way to go! All you have to do is just snap one of these little wonders around your pens, pencils, or even stacks of paper! WOW! What a wonder! Not only can you use this in the office, you can use it around the house! Ever wanted to make sure your silverware was in its place? Well now you can! What about those pesky DVDs? BLAMO! ITS DONE! Not only that, but you can use it to securely seal your bags of chip, powder sugar, rice, and more! Any thing in a bag, it can handle! AMAZING! Now I am sure you are thinking, “Well I am sure that great product costs upwards of $50!” Well for this limited time, we are reducing the price to $19.99 - just for you! But call soon while supplies last! If you want to be able to organize your office, kitchen, or any rooms in your house… CALL NOW for this limited time offer! Not only will we send you the elastic wonder, we will double the order, for FREE! INCREDIBLE! Simply call now, or within the next 5 minutes to start enjoying all the benefits! And, if you call now..we will even give you a special gift! To go with the elastic wonder, we will also give you the spring clip wonder too! A $40 dollar value! And if you are unsatisfied, simply return the elastic wonder, money back guaranteed, and we will let you keep the spring clip wonder as our gift to you…for free! You just can’t beat this deal! So order NOW! AMAZING!
Ok, so any guesses at the items being sold here? I suppose I was in the mood to write a short satire. Enjoy!
Sadly, we are all inundated with these and other commercials that try to brain wash us into buying things that are ridiculous, useless, cheaply made, and things we don’t need! We wonder why america is getting fatter, but really it’s partly because of things like this. We see things that have rediculous promises…either of things that are for weightloss, or for making our lives “easier”. Easy is nice, I cannot disagree, but it also enables us to work less for things…leaving far more time to sit on our rumps doing nothing. Just my two bits today.